Finish this sentence: "You know you're addicted to chickens when..."

[willandbekahsmo]

...when you email pictures of your chickens to your co-workers.
...when you post videos of your chickens on Facebook, and they have more videos than your own children.
...when a friend comments on your chicken picture on Facebook that you are the only friend of hers who posts pictures of chickens (she has tons of friends, btw).

 

[chickencrazy429]

...when you email pictures of your chickens to your co-workers.
...when you post videos of your chickens on Facebook, and they have more videos than your own children.
...when a friend comments on your chicken picture on Facebook that you are the only friend of hers who posts pictures of chickens (she has tons of friends, btw).

I love the last one!

 

[jeannie3]

... when your statement, " i have chickens in the bedroom" tops everyone else's story at the big cookout... my poor hubby, lol...

 

[plund]

when you are in hospital wide training (with strangers) & the pastor asks what you do to unwind after work & you say play w/your new chicks & pastor asks if they ever leave you "little gifts" holding his hand out & you say "yes, I have told my coworkers to realize if I have poop on me I don't know it" and he looks at me funny & says I meant eggs. Nearly everyone had a look of horror on their face.
Well, I said chicks, not chickens. I just assumed they would know chicks don't lay eggs. And pastor said he knew about chickens, yeah.

 

[chickencrazy429]

when you would rather have a chicken than a dog
when your chickens have different calls for treats, to come, etc.
when you have three hens out in the coop and four in the brooder
when your hens have a summer and winter coop

 

[TommyDaDelaware]

When your chicken coop gets dusted more frequently than your NICK-KNACK Collection!

If Spring cleaning involves Scrubbing roosts with pine sol, and then spraying with bleach water.

 

[chickencrazy429]

when your chickens got Easter baskets!!

 

[Tavian1309]

when you create a contract for your parents to sign stating they will let you get chickens no matter what.

 

[serama obsesed]

when all your chickens have a name
when you respond to this qustion

 

[chickencrazy429]

serama obsessed and Tavian1309!!!!
when you're dying for spring to come because then you can get live mealworms for your chickens.
when all but two things on your birthday list is chicken stuff.

EDIT-- Looked at my birthday list, all of it except for two things are chicken stuff.