Finish this sentence: "You know you're addicted to chickens when..."

Your husband calls you a "crazy chicken lady".
You realize you turned dinner conversation into a three hour tirade about fradulent breeders.
You named 41 chickens and can tell them apart.
Every morning your neighbors hear a musical, "Gooooooood morning, chickens!"
You consider breeding mealworms to save money on chicken treats.
You intentionally let salad greens wilt so your chickens can have some.
If people cant find you, they check the chicken run.
You dream about chickens.
You cluck, chirp, or cackle back.
Your mother referrs to them as, "my grandchicks."
Your papaw referrs to them as" my great grandchickens," and brags about them.
Your Facebook profile picture looks like this:
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Your husband calls you a "crazy chicken lady".
You realize you turned dinner conversation into a three hour tirade about fradulent breeders.
You named 41 chickens and can tell them apart.
Every morning your neighbors hear a musical, "Gooooooood morning, chickens!"
You consider breeding mealworms to save money on chicken treats.
You intentionally let salad greens wilt so your chickens can have some.
If people cant find you, they check the chicken run.
You dream about chickens.
You cluck, chirp, or cackle back.
Your mother referrs to them as, "my grandchicks."
Your papaw referrs to them as" my great grandchickens," and brags about them.
Your Facebook profile picture looks like this:
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Your husband calls you a "crazy chicken lady".
You realize you turned dinner conversation into a three hour tirade about fradulent breeders.
You named 41 chickens and can tell them apart.
Every morning your neighbors hear a musical, "Gooooooood morning, chickens!"
You consider breeding mealworms to save money on chicken treats.
You intentionally let salad greens wilt so your chickens can have some.
If people cant find you, they check the chicken run.
You dream about chickens.
You cluck, chirp, or cackle back.
Your mother referrs to them as, "my grandchicks."
Your papaw referrs to them as" my great grandchickens," and brags about them.
Your Facebook profile picture looks like this:
LOL! And speaking of dreams:

When you dream about creating new exotic chicken breeds!
 
when you wake up in the middle of the night cause you thought of a new integration plan
when you stand in the feed store contemplating all the corn possibilities and which one your girls would like best
when you give your neighbors free eggs since they let your chickens eat at their bird feeder
when your two friends are explaining how their dogs scratched them, and you show them a huge cut from when 'Hedwig got a little squirmy'
 
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