Finish this sentence: "You know you're addicted to chickens when..."

[cluckcluckgirl]

I figured out exactly how many chickens our coop can handle if each chicken were to have 4 sq ft, and I may get to that point in a couple years that it's full.

 

[cluckcluckluke]

....your known as the egg man.
....when people give you there chickens to look after while they go on an 8 week holiday.
....when you make a second FB account, just for your chicken side of life!!!

 

[NextGeneration]

So so true....

I want chickens but I can't have them.

 

[chickenlover80]

When it starts to rain and get all dark and you tell the hens to get in the warm area and to keep there feathers dry

 

[TommyDaDelaware]

When everybody is talking about going someplace warm or interesting for Spring break and they ask you what you are doing and your response is "Going to a poultry Swap with my mom on Sunday... then Hanging out with my chickens, maybe look for show pigs." LOL! I get a lot of weird looks for that !! but its true.

 

[chicksurreal]

When everybody is talking about going someplace warm or interesting for Spring break and they ask you what you are doing and your response is "Going to a poultry Swap with my mom on Sunday... then Hanging out with my chickens, maybe look for show pigs." LOL! I get a lot of weird looks for that !! but its true.

Lol!

I get weird looks when a friend or relative asks if I want to catch a movie or have dinner out and I say No! I have to put my chickens to bed.

 

[henryholub]

There's not a place in your house that hasn't at least temporarily housed a brooder

You sold excess Christmas decorations at a garage sale because you wanted the tub they were in to serve as a brooder

You move from one town to another and before you research schools, grocery stores, or crime rates, you check out local options to buy baby chicks

You've never written a poem or a song on a napkin in a restaurant, but you've drawn hundreds of coop ideas on them

The list of breeds you want is a larger number than the number of chickens you can physically house

 

[Peep_Show]

You have a freakout about your kids wanting the latest Nikes and yet you're seriously considering and pining for that over $100 Australorp shirt at Anthropologie...and it's sleeveless!

 

[SwedishDude99]

When your FFA (future farmers of America) teacher comes and asks you for advice on how to deal with certain problems within the school farm's chicken flock.

 

[SwedishDude99]

I've got another one:
You know you're addicted to chickens when you're friends ask you if you have a Facebook or an Instagram account, and you say "no, but I have a backyard Chickens account!"