Finish this sentence: "You know you're addicted to chickens when..."

[1hotmoma]

... you open your chicken pen in the morning and the wave of chickens rivals the biblical exodus from Egypt...AND you stand there and greet most of them by name as they enter the pasture!

 

[Miss Molly]

You spend more time cleaning the girls' coop and run than you do your house.

True Story!

 

[Minniechickmama]

You start listing "Chicken" as one of the languages you are fluent in.
(Chicken As a Second Language Taught Here)

 

[Minniechickmama]

You need a support group......Oh wait I have one. BYC

BYC is the opposite of a support group, it is the enabler group!

 

[proudchickiemom]

Its all you ever talk about on Facebook ,a dn all your friends on there think you are nuts cause all you are doing is posting jokes and pictures of chickens, and your pinterest boards are suddenly all about chickens, coops, eggs and how to make your own chicken feeder/waterer!

 

[Terrik]

The people you work with call you a chicken whisper

 

[Serrin]

......You view old dog houses, colapsing barns, scrap lumber piles and remnant rolls of tar paper as potential chicken coop material!

 

[Hawgon]

You cant even finish the sentence without your mind racing over everything chicken in your life!

 

[LostMindPleaseFind]

You know you're addicted to backyard chickens when...
You realize late at night that you forgot to shut the chicken door, and run outside in you pajamas to shut it. Good thing we have a privacy fence! No nasty coons are getting my girls! (Lord willing)

You watch a church service (on tv) with your chickens to make sure they are saved.

 

[Chicken Staff]

The egg song happens to other people's hens? I thought it was unique to our little flock.