Finish this sentence: "You know you're addicted to chickens when..."

[gwendalynn28]

...when you realize that you've devised an elaborate hatching schedule that allows you to have new chicks EVERY weekend because that's what you like to do on your weekends! Not just clean coops, but add more birds to the flock so you can have even MORE poop to clean up!

 

[cjwaldon]

you see a loaf of bread left over from food day at work, make sure nobody's looking, and swipe it out of the trash can. Also applies to partially eaten leftover pizza.

 

[gailsmile]

...when you consider taking your newest awesome chicken

, or cute baby chick

, to show off at work, and can't understand why everyone wouldn't want to have a pet chicken in the office

, and really hate it when some jerk at work thinks it's funny if he asks if you have brought in "lunch"

 

[Coop de Grille]

You feel cheated when your newly laying hens don't sing the "Egg Song"!

 

[phasian]

Teach chicken keeping workshops on your nights & weekends off....(as well as organizing poultry shows & studying to be a judge)!

 

[Coop de Grille]

Your husband tells you maybe you should think of getting a job to "support your habit".

 

[misskeeter]

You dream about winning the lottery so you can buy a big plot of land to put a mansion of a coop on.

 

[redstarmama]

Your kids also know not only all your chickens' names but where they hide and that it is a given that the chickens get their treats before the kids. I am so lucky to have such an understanding family!

 

[TallChickMagnet]

When you move furniture for yourself into the coop.

 

[M.sue]

When you chickens get treats before your family does!!