Finish this sentence: "You know you're addicted to chickens when..."

[fishnet1971]

When you go out to feed before you go to work and your favorite hen jumps on your back when you bend over, poops on your back with a runny poo without a clue, walk ups to your shoulder and jumps off and you know to check your coat before you leave the coop.

 

[lovemybirdpets]

when you share half of your Chinese noodle take out with them.

 

[bwahk]

When you have to pick feathers out of your dreads, because they always sit on your head. *sigh*

 

[tomecarsley]

...when your buying chicks on the sly and hiding them from your wife then sneaking out to the shed to 'look for something.'

 

[Ducclelover10]

When you buy one a diaper!

 

[ChickenWired]

when you find yourself doodling chicken coops while watching tv in the evening.

 

[Chickenfan4life]

when you find yourself doodling chicken coops while watching tv in the evening.

That's really good!

 

[NickyBob]

you celebrate their birthdays

 

[Ducclelover10]

you celebrate their birthdays

I do that too!

you won't eat eggs unless they are cage free, better yet free range!
you also get mad when people don't eat cage free eggs!
you even get mad at Walmart for selling them!
you want to shut down any places with caged chickens or at least let out all of the chickens!

 

[plund]

When you have to ask the women you work with none of whom have chickens to tell you if you have poop in your hair when you get to work. Or to have poop in your hair and not be shocked. Or when the same women know your new chicks names because you have their pictures on your desk.