Finish this sentence: "You know you're addicted to chickens when..."

[katsdar]

When you contemplate shooting the neighbors dog because it killed some of your hens, lol.

My neighbors dog would be dead and they'd be buying me some more chickens.

A dog in his yard is a pet, a dog in your yard is a predator.

 

[chickenoverlord]

Well, i warned them, they didn't listen. I haven't seen it within range since then, and I don't wanna use anything too high powered, for fear of giving the other neighbor a heart attack, lol.

 

[Chickies4ever]

~when you're home alone and you bring your chickens inside secretly. XD

Haha XD Remember when your mom was like, " WE ARE NOT GOING TO TAKE THE MORRRRON TEST!!!!!!!"

 

[Chickies4ever]

~When you are going to paint their chicken coop this summer

 

[chickencrazy429]

Quote: Huh? I don't remember that one. You'll have to tell me sometime

~when you do your chickens before your own breakfast
~when your chickens free range all while you're doing school
~when your Dad almost trips going out the door since your chickens are waiting for you

 

[Chickies4ever]

~when you are giving your chicks your dog cage ( her other one)

 

[Dawna]

When I put a solar light inside their coop so that the new ones don't get scared outside at night.
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[LibRat]

When you can't stop staring at them cuz they're so dang cute!

 

[settingdusk]

You go out for milk and bread, forget the milk and bring back crushed rock and mealworms.

 

[chickencrazy429]

~when you make them lunch, consisting of warm hotdogs and peppers.
~when they have their own plate