Finish this sentence: "You know you're addicted to chickens when..."

[chickencrazy429]

when they have their own bedtime.
when your camera is spammed of pictures of them!
when you give them baths when its warm enough
when people ALWAYS ask how your chickens are
when you say 'You can never have enough chickens!'
when you have to go away from your online class cause one of the chicks escaped.

 

[LibRat]

*When the chickies are tired they find you wherever you may be and jump in your lap and go to sleep until you put them in their box of hay for the night.
*When your husband leaves the TV on for the chickens when he leaves because "they were watching the race"
*When you know the chickens like classic rock cuz they come running when you turn the radio on.
*When your teenage daughter posts pictures of her and the chickens on Facebook instead of her boyfriend.
*When your daughter has a sleepover and they make an extra pancake for the chickens breakfast.

 

[settingdusk]

When you go to pick up 2 chicks for a friend at a chicken swap and come home with 20 random chicks cause your girl and kids can't pick just two.

 

[Chickies4ever]

Or more often

Hahaha, its true, like every 5

 

[chickencrazy429]

~when they free range for 2 hours in the morning
~when your chickens know that you Mom gives them food-- your brothers give them nothing
~when they come running when they hear your voice
~when you come inside covered in chicken poop

 

[redrstr29]

....When you clean out there coop and have no problem scooping out heaps of manure bare handed!! (did that today)

 

[Chickies4ever]

when you make them there bread and cheese salad

 

[settingdusk]

when you buy a chicken game so you can have chickens when chickens are not around.
when you leave messages for friends/family to check chickens and hold them three or more times a day.
when you have a bunch of cute little fluffy chicks sleeping around your beard and you open your mouth to say something and have your tongue bit by hungry little chicks.

 

[chickencrazy429]

when you're trying to eat breakfast in peace, but you can't since there are chickens pecking at the door

 

[Chickies4ever]

~when you give your chicks your dogs old cage :3
~when you are gonna buy them little chicken pools so they stay cool in their coop.