Finish this sentence: "You know you're addicted to chickens when..."

[mckeesbackyard]

...when your screen saver is a picture of your ladies & the websites that are bookmarked on your computer & tablet are all chicken-related

 

[Scrambled8]

You drool when you see one but do not have one

You go to the feed store a lot just to see their little chickies

Everyone at school knows you're chicken crazy

You yell at everyone about chickens

You randomly check hatchery availability even though you know you won't be able to get any

If you could get them, you would have at least 100

You wear chicken shirts

Your budgies argue about who would be the first to meet the future chickens

You become a magic birdie!

You look up chickens on google or wikipedia

You are constantly planning coops...

...And picking out chicken breeds

You watch chickens on Youtube

You spend at least 3 hours on BYC every day

You wait 113 days...

... and counted down for the day you get your chicks...

....just to be told you can't have them

You have dreams about chickies

You go to animal shelters just to see their chickens

That's me at least.

x2 except i didnt have to wait very long 2 weeks at the most and i am still looking at chickens on youtube and stuff

 

[Scrambled8]

when you spend hours and hours looking for worms in the garden

 

[duckwingmomma]

you start reading posts in this forum and realize that you have some chickies pasting so you grab some warm water and start checking chickie butts. Yeah, I did that today! On the downside there are a few not too pleased with me. On the upside, I now know why it can happen, how to take care of it and my little ones will be much better off.

 

[Chickies4ever]

~when you always check on them when its raining

 

[jellybellyx6]

When you start by saying we are going to get one breed for one pen and you are now drawing out plans for 13 different pens for 13 different breeds.

 

[Mr MKK FARMS]

When you're so greedy for more chickens that all you can think about is chickens.

 

[Chickies4ever]

When your mom says, " YOU LOOK LIKE A FARMER! You cant go to their house looking like that!"

 

[chickencrazy429]

~when chicken poop is a 'nice country smell'
~when the *not so great* highlight of the day is Buttermilk pulling out one of Hazel's feathers
~when you hate your freckles because Hedwig pecks them....

 

[Chickies4ever]

Mom- Did you get your list done?
Me- Nooo
Mom- I LEFT IT WITH YOU AN HOUR AGO!
Me- SORRY!
Mom- What WERE you doing?!?
Me- I was out with the chickens mom.