Finish this sentence: "You know you're addicted to chickens when..."

[jsabean]

the last 1000 pictures on your camera is all pictures of your birds

 

[Oldfort_mailman]

You spray your momma (true story) from head to toe with lysol before you will let her in your backyard.
75% of your food budget is spent at the feedstore.
You buy your chickens their own dog(also true story.)
You spend more time in the henhouse than your house.

 

[MommaBugg]

when you have more pics of your flock on your facebook than family,(including the avatar)

 

[Cass]

You spend over $200 on just the trim for the coop and don't blink when they quote you the price for the VINYL SIDING.......

worse...your own house needs to be painted and the shutters rehung....but the coop comes first.

Your partner buys into the "chickens have feelings" you have been spouting and insists on waiting until after the chicks are in the coop before beheading the freezer camp attendees.

 

[Azriel]

There are more chickens in your house than people!

 

[BrownSheep]

when your mother says no more chickens in the house

 

[shelleyd2008]

Quote:
Backyard?? How about spare bedroom? The button quail are molting like mad

Okay, you know you're addicted to raising backyard chickens when you go out to feed and have to watch where you step to avoid squishing someone

 

[pekinduck<3er]

You go out and think you need to get some treats and have nicknaks of chickens everywere in your house and is called the crazy chicken Girl

 

[mr.mc.]

when you answer stuff like this.....

 

[greenkjb]

You go on vacation and worry about your chickens but not your kids