Finish this sentence: "You know you're addicted to chickens when..."

...YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN ADDICT WHEN...the kids thought I was nuts for moving to the country in the first place and THEN for getting chickens...but now we ALL bolt from the car every direction everytime we get home to say hi to the chickens!

...when my daughter tells me I'm just like Mike Tyson and his pigeons...I wanna be like Mike
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when, at the mention of anything that has to do with birds you blurt out something along the lines of "oh, i hope ms. henypeny is comfortable in her new plush pink nest-box"
 
You look under your desk in your office while meeting with a client and you realize there are a bunch of feathers under it....FROM YOUR WORK SHOES!
 
"you bought the chickens to freak out your husband, and get him to move back to the city. Then you fall in love with them and never want to go back to the city again."
 
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You have no more room and come home with 8 more hens and one hen has 5 chicks.
 

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