Finish this sentence: "You know you're addicted to chickens when..."

[Txmarleygirl]

...you make 2 grocery lists: one for the house and one for the chickens.

...when your husband fusses at you to "Get the chicken off the bed, at least!", you cover said chicken's ears and tell hubby,"Don't talk to the baby that way!"

...when they're chicks, you wonder what they'll look like when they grow up...

Wow. I really am chicken obsessed. And I DO watch chicken videos on YouTube...

 

[Silverfaery]

...you eagerly claim discarded furniture and bulk trash, imagining with glee what you could make it into for the chickens!

...you have a permanent Craigslist alert set up on your phone for any chicken-related posts.

 

[openheartnp]

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Chicken Diapers? Really? That would be AWESOME!!!!!

 

[Erin K]

when you see a bug/slug/worm/whatever in your house and get all excited to bring it out back to your chickens!

I sure did pick that thing up with my bare hands to give it to "Baby" who I'm having a hard time getting to bond with me. She still has no interest in me, but she loved the worm thing.

 

[JD4570]

You check the chicks three times a night.

You put 12 more in the bator after hatching 16 .

You don't stop and smell the roses, you stop and rub some waddles!

You see a an old fridge and go "cool a fridgeabator!"

You hatch so many chicks out someone calls you a "broody rooster".

 

[BubbaMcKayHee]

You get out of bed between 12 and 3 am every night to go on Fox patrol. (Even though you haven't seen any foxes, but just in case!)

 

[lostinthewoods]

you're in the recovery room and all you can talk about are your chickens

 

[ChickenCrazy4ever]

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Sounds like me... I'm afraid I'm hopelessly addicted to chickens.

 

[ChicwannaB]

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have a few old desk drawers that are nest boxes......

 

[lroth217]

#1 You buy fresh veggies for the chickens but the husband and kids get frozen . . .

#2 You go to your Physical Therapy appointment for your neck issues and the technician apologizes for getting the lotion in your hair and you reply, "honey, I have chickens, that is not the worst thing that I could get in my hair!!"