Finish this sentence: "You know you're addicted to chickens when..."

When in the middle of the night you get cold because of the fan and begin to dream about your chickies being right there in your bedroom and actually ASK your partner in your sleep: "Are they feeling hot or cold?" - "Who?" - "The CHICKENS [duh!]" - "The chickens???" LMAO
 
When after a party at someone else's place you kindly ask for the leftovers to be put in a plastic bag for your chickies...
 
…at a baseball game you think, "I need to start carrying around a plastic baggie in my purse because the girls would like this leftover hotdog bun."
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…half of your birthday presents are chicken related.
 
Think about selling your current home to buy something with more acres. That way you can have more chickens.
 
You PROMISE your hen that if she goes broody that you WILL get her some eggs
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Tell your son at soccer practice when he is trying out for goalie to pretend the ball coming at him is a crazed rooster and dive for it!
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