Finish this sentence: "You know you're addicted to chickens when..."

[hickchick55]

When your front porch and decks are covered with chicken poop.
When you don't care that your front porch and decks are covered with chicken poop.

 

[DDNONIN2016]

Haha I was in the middle of an early morning meeting at work one time when I realized I had an egg in the front pocket of my shirtI

This would have cracked me up completely !!!!!

 

[dinahmoe]

when i saw on our local Chick Filet sign "BCM spirit week"
i thought Black Copper Marans,

not Baptist Campus Ministries.

OOPS!

 

[melodym78]

You know your addicted to chickens when...your phone has more pics of newly hatched chicks than your kids....AND people avoid you like the plague because you make them look at all the cute chickie pics time after time after time.....

SEE!!!!!
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[fishnet1971]

wow, sooooo true!

You know your addicted to chickens when your DH gets mad at you and instead of sleeping in 'the dog house' you actually go sleep in the chicken coop with the girls who love you more......

 

[Allygirl]

When you spend more time in the chicken coop then doing the school that is supposed to be a priority.

 

[Snowygirl]

....Your sister has chickens on the swing set.

When you go out into your yard you yell "Hi girlies!!"

( at least I do...)

 

[calvincoop]

When you order your "happy hen chicken treats" from Amazon on a regular basis so you don't ever run out. I couldn't take the guilt.of not giving them their daily handful of dried mealworms and sunflower seeds!

 

[GardenGal]

Going to Amazon right now!

 

[cyanne64]

Every time you go to the feed store for feed, you come home with new chicks and all your neighbors now refer to you as "Chicken Lady"!