You know you're addicted to raising backyard chickens when...
...You take a chicken in to church... and no-one comments about how odd that is... And the next week, someone else has their chicken with them.
...You become known as "The Chicken Girl" by the younger children in your homeschooling group.
...Parents in your homeschooling group come to you asking for chicken advice or wanting their chicken sexed.
...You go for an hour-long session with your psychiatrist... only to spend 45 minutes talking about each other's chickens.
...Your psychiatrist tells you, "I'm glad you're my client... I can ask you for advice about my chickens."
...You're a bunkhouse counsellor at a youth camp and one of your girls is feeling homesick... not for her parents or siblings but for her pet chicken who usually sleeps in her bed. The other children tease her about it and the staff think she's crazy... but she's happy to tell you about missing Chooky-Lou because she knows you'll understand.
...The first thing you say when a new teacher rings you up to introduce herself at the beginning of the year is, "Sorry it took so long to get to the phone... I was trying to catch some white Leghorns."
...The same teacher tells you the next week that if you can't remember the teleconferencing code to get into her lesson, you should write it on a piece of paper and stick it to a chicken.
...Your cat starts sulking because he wanted to watch TV from your lap but a chicken was already there.