Finish this sentence: "You know you're addicted to chickens when..."

large fowl... orpington, gold laced wyandotte, frizzle..
bantams.. pekin, d'uccle, rosecomb, silkies, frizzle, orpington...
ducks.. muscovy, runners...
pigeons... norwich, voorburg, racer, valencian, mondain, modena, owl...
so... yeah, a few
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wow your amazing to be able to look after them so well and keep them looking so healthy and happy!!!
 
You know you're addicted to raising backyard chickens when...

... You spend almost three whole days mucking out coops, and you're still only halfway through.

... You take an hour to write down and draw a map of where all your chickens are and how you're going to shuffle them around to make room for them all... and you're still left with one area not enough.

... Your lounge room contains four overflowing brooders and two full, running incubators.

... The relief teacher says that you're going to introduce yourselves by saying your name, year level, day-school (this is German school), hobbies, and pets. When you get to "... and fifty-three chicks", she stops you to make sure you didn't get the number wrong by mistake (it is your second language, after all). You respond by telling her, "Oh, no, two roosters, fifty-three chicks, and I don't know how many hens."

... When the teacher is later quizzing the class about who said what when introducing themselves, she asks, "Who has lots of chickens?"
 

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