First time I ever had to send THAT in a text message!

[gritsar]

Drove home from town knowing that my stepdaughter was roughly 20 minutes behind us. We turned off the main highway onto the narrow and crooked county road that leads to our road. No sooner than we had turned off the highway DH had to put on the brakes for some loose pigs in the middle of the road. Worried that DSD wouldn't see them in time to stop, I texted her....

"Beware of pigs on Mineral (Rd.)!"

She was still laughing when she got here.

 

[ladyride]

We only have to watch for cows .

How funny

 

[dainerra]

I've had to text "watch out for the buffalo". Those are quite a shock on a foggy morning, let me tell ya!

I bet a pig could do a real number on your car too!

 

[ranchhand]

LOL! Even funnier when you know that Gritty's DH wears a badge, a uniform and carries a big gun!

 

[theoldchick]

Were the pigs flying?

 

[gritsar]

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Well see, I already added that into the equation. I figured she'd slow down thinking I meant the other type of P-I-G (pride, integrity, guts). Either way she'd be okay.

 

[gritsar]

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Tractor trailer hit a cow on the main highway night before last. Mini-van behind the big truck hit it too. It wasn't pretty.

 

[MeatKing]

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Well see, I already added that into the equation. I figured she'd slow down thinking I meant the other type of P-I-G (pride, integrity, guts). Either way she'd be okay.

Ha It wasn't till you said this.. That I thought about this.. lol I must be getting old.. Now a days we just text, highway/ mile marker as to where the Police are ..

Not that anyone is doing anything wrong.. Some of us have a lead foot.. And we have a brand new four lane highway with no traffic

 

[Glenmar]

If you hit one, we can have BACON.

 

[Cpprpnny19]

The meat gets ruined by the car impact...........

Friend takes his pigs to butcher in a trailer and he had to give
one encouragement with his boot to get it in.
Butcher told him "Ya kicked the pig in the arse didn't ya?"
"How did you know?"
Butcher says "the big footprint on it"

Lynne