HEY FLORIDANS HERS A LAUGH FOR YA SAD BUT TRUE LOL
Subject: For those Floridians
You know you're a Floridian if....
Socks are only for bowling.
You never use an umbrella because you know the rain will be over in five minutes.
A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store, but everything to do with shade.
Your winter coat is made of denim.
You can tell the difference between fire ant bites and mosquito bites
You're younger than thirty but some of your friends are over 65.
Anything under 70 degrees is chilly.
You've driven I95 but you don't suggest that others do.
You know the best store is Publix.
Every house in your neighborhood had blue roofs in 2004-2005.
You know that anything under a Category 3 just isn't worth waking up for.
You dread love bug season.
You are on a first name basis with the Hurricane list. They aren't Hurricane Charley or Hurricane Frances. You know them as Andrew, Charley , Frances , Ivan, Jeanne & Wilma......
You know what a snowbird is and when they leave...you usually celebrate...End of Season...you get the Rest's, stores back
You think a six foot alligator is pretty average.
'Down South' means Key West ..
Flip-flops are everyday wear. Shoes are for business meetings and church, but you HAVE worn flip flops to church before.
You have a drawer full of bathing suits, and one sweatshirt.
You get annoyed at the tourists who feed seagulls and Doves.
A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea level.
You know the four seasons really are: hurricane season, love bug season, tourist season and summer.
You've hosted a hurricane party.
You can pronounce Okeechobee, Kissimmee, Miccosoukee, Loxahatchee, Withlacoochee and Micanopy.
You understand why it's better to have a friend with a boat, than have a boat yourself.
You know very well what "brackish" water is and why you don't go in it!.
You've worn shorts and used the A/C on Christmas and New Years.
You recognize Miami-Dade as ' Northern Cuba . '
Most of you have never seen snow.and if you have, you don't miss it.
You not only forward this but you understand it!
My name is Karen Malmberg and I'm getting married August 7 of this year. My Fiancee lives in Jacksonville FL in a subdivision that does not allow chickens of course. I have sold and or found new homes for gosh maybe 170 chickens so far. I have maybe 40 left to go and I have not raised any this year because of the move. 
