Food Recommendations?

[chickensarelove<3]

My wife is on a strict diet of corn. Unfortunately, I aint a fan of corn. Last night, I ate a turkey leg and mashed potatas. The missus was offended! She went into a fit, scratching my legs and telling me that tonight I was on the coop's couch.

What can I eat that will make my wife less angry at me? I dunno what would be a good choice

 

[Spartan22]

Eat out before coming home from work. If she is going to get mad at you every time you eat something she’s not allowed, would be best to keep peace by avoiding eating at home I guess.
My wife is on a strict diet of vegetables and chicken for dinner, I can’t eat chicken everyday yet she’s kind enough to make me other stuff, but we don’t eat together on one table for her sake.

 

[chickensarelove<3]

Thank you! this advice will surely make my dear much happier !