Fortune Cookies

[Forrest_Flock]

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x2
me too!
but then the next one I cracked open
had two fortunes
so I thought that more than made up for it haha

 

[magicpigeon]

The last time I opened a fortune cookie was before I recieved the official "Oraclophobia". It told me to "beware" as soon the tides of fortune would turn...

 

[Forrest_Flock]

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I like this one!
fake it till you make it, you know

pigeon: I get bad ones a lot
although the very first fortune cookie I ever ate
held the message "To get the rainbow, we must first endure the rain"

 

[Chickengal505]

My Fave. is

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

 

[Forrest_Flock]

I unfortunately own/staff neither

 

[magicpigeon]

I'm allergic to both though I keep a dog to keep out intruders and make sure the chickens don't "escape". I once had a really dirty fortune cookie though - Women need a reason to <...> men only need a place... Now you can see why I steer clear of this fortuney babble.

 

[Forrest_Flock]

that is highly amusing!
what if a child were reading that?!

 

[magicpigeon]

Si. I ask myself the same question....
Considering the ida my VTF has them rigged

 

[Forrest_Flock]

ho, ho, ho

thatwould raise some very interesting questions from a youngster

 

[Dunkopf]

Last one I opened said "You owe us 800 billion dollars, pay up". Just kidding.

I would like to manufacture those things. Put some real stuff on them.