Free range husband

[EmtheFishLady]

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GRANDDAUGHTER??!!?!?!

Jeez, am I gonna have to find my BIRTH CERTIFICATE?!?!? I'm NOT old! I swear!

 

[sourland]

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GRANDDAUGHTER??!!?!?!

Jeez, am I gonna have to find my BIRTH CERTIFICATE?!?!? I'm NOT old! I swear!

Em, the elder, yes your grand daughter is beautiful.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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GRANDDAUGHTER??!!?!?!

Jeez, am I gonna have to find my BIRTH CERTIFICATE?!?!? I'm NOT old! I swear!

Em, the elder, yes your grand daughter is beautiful.

I give up. Fine. I'm old. I'm the oldest person here.

Does someone have a cane I can borrow? There's some kids out on my lawn...

 

[jeepchick]

Em would you like one of these?

 

[Spookwriter]

Forgive me for taking a break between postings.

I was metimoreized by Em's picture...my wife came rushing in,
took my blood pressure...made me take my medicine.

I'm sure if you had a cane I deserve to be hit. Beaten.

I've said before that very little surprises me anymore. I can honestly
say I didn't see this one coming. Like I said...someone's a very lucky
man.

Spook....who claims to be 103, and starting to show his age.

***(If I was 75 years younger, it would be dangerous for you to offer
me brownies.)

 

[EmtheFishLady]

That's IT! Where is my birth certificate?!?! starts frantically digging in her file cabinet

 

[Cetawin]

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Agreed and fox can carry rabies...better to be safe than sorry

 

[jeepchick]

NO NO NO this is WAY better!!!!

 

[Spookwriter]

rabies...is that what a man gets from messing with foxes now days?

Rabies...seems like we use to call it something else...

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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I'll be sure to pass your compliments on to MY GRANDDAUGHTER!!!

To be honest though, I'm kinda surprised. I thought everyone had seen my picture.

I'm still searching for my birth certificate.

Will you all accept a drivers license?

Rabies is definitely not the worst thing you can get from a fox...