Free range husband

[Imp]

Where in the world are my minions? Didn't I recruit some minions awhile back?

Don't worry Em, Your faithful minion is here.

"NOW LISTEN UP EVERYONE!" Imp says sternly

"EM IS NOT OLD!"

Haven't you heard 72 1/2 is the new 24. Whew, got through it.

How's that Em?

Imp- setting everyone straight​

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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Don't worry Em, Your faithful minion is here.

"NOW LISTEN UP EVERYONE!" Imp says sternly

"EM IS NOT OLD!"

Haven't you heard 72 1/2 is the new 24. Whew, got through it.

How's that Em?

Imp- setting everyone straight

I guess that's better than nothing. Although, I'm gonna have to recruit some better minions...

 

[Boyd]

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Dear Spookwriter, I can't help but think that you posted this with me in mind....

EM the elder is a COUGAR

lol em is barely in her 20's, so em is perhaps a kitten? No big RAWR from her, just a lil meow

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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EM the elder is a COUGAR

lol em is barely in her 20's, so em is perhaps a kitten? No big RAWR from her, just a lil meow

Boyd, does this mean you're one of my minions?

 

[Boyd]

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lol em is barely in her 20's, so em is perhaps a kitten? No big RAWR from her, just a lil meow

Boyd, does this mean you're one of my minions?

more like you are one of my flock. what about me? what about raven?

 

[miraclz5]

Hilarious.....I really needed a good laugh tonight!!!

 

[Orchid]

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I'm somewhere between a fox and a cougar, I do believe. What would that make me? A lynx?

 

[WhiteMountainsRanch]

This is one of the funniest posts I've read in a WHILE... thanks for the laugh guys! I needed it!

 

[EmtheFishLady]

I'm NOT ONE OF YOUR FLOCK BOYD!!!

I'm the leader if anything.

 

[KlaHaYa Gardens]

*shoos Em, back into the fold -- without a birth certificate no less*

*puts chicken and dumplin's into a blender*

*Whirrrrrrrrrz*

*places bib on Em*


*pours Em's dinner in a non-breakable cup and serves to Em with a straw*


There, there, little Em. Have some dinner and get some rest. That's right suck it down.


*Offers brownies with walnuts and chocolate chunks to spook, orchid, and that evil looking creature -- a warlock or something*

*gets dressed in my new gown that Spook bought*

*fards and dons jewelry*

Spook? You ready?