Free Silkie Cockerel Pendleton, Oregon

[Silkiefan]

Anyone interested in a sweet pet? He's 4 months old, hand raised, snuggled by the family, loves his pinfeathers combed, and spoiled as if he were a show chicken. The problem is: he discovered his voice, and I cannot afford to pay a huge fine for having him within city limits.
Normally, I'd put on my tuff-farmgirl boots on, and ... well, we'd eat him... but he's been a pet. I can't eat my pet.
Someone, please help!!