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[Sassymygirl]

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Haven't you found a saddle yet?????

No, not yet...there are soooo many, and they are all so purdy

 

[call ducks]

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OMG , TO funny

 

[debilorrah]

One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became
apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up
beans.

Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home
from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and
told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I
passed by a small diner and the odour of baked beans was more
than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off
any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner
and
before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans.
All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas.


Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see! me and exclaimed
delightedly:
'Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight.'


He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I
took
a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone
rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned
and went to answer the call.

The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure
was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I
seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It
was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over
a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill. I took my napkin from my lap and
fanned the air around me vigorously.


Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink
was worse than cooked cabbage.

Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room,
I went on like this for another few minutes.

The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells
signalled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more
times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on
it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.


My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband
returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked
through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not.


At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests
seated around the table chorused: 'Happy Birthday!'


I fainted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[LarryPQ]

Debbie- I love that story. My boss has a 6th sense like that. He could ignore me for weeks, and then the one day I eat a burrito he is in and out of my cubicle all day long. He will wait until I rip one, then come into my cubie.

 

[ChickBond 007]

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Good jam.

Goes with the toast. no worries by next week there'll be an app for that.

 

[okiemommy]

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I don't know whether to be disgusted or amused or both.

At least we're not zenning over maggotty meat. (if you don't know, you don't want to know).

 

[okiemommy]

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Do you think using wire on the bottom of some raised beds will work? That's what wew were planning on to fight the gophers.

That's what it's been like here too. Today it's 70, and tomorrow we are supposed to have a blizzard!! seriously.

Not sure if the snow will stick though...we'll have to wait that one out.

 

[okiemommy]

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Get some Crown Imperial bulbs. You can google where to get them, I can usually find them at a good hardware store that has a wide variety of bulbs for planing. They stink! but you don't smell them once then are in the ground, they make a nice flower an thy moles, gophers and other burrowing rodents can't stand them so they leave. Works really well.

Are these ok to plant around veggie gardens?

 

[chickencoop31320]

Well, another long day in Kindergarten...
isn't it funny how a half day seems longer than a whole day?

I read somethings to catch up... about 10 pages here and there...
I have no clue what's going on, but... oh well,

I'M ALIVE by Kenny Chesney and Dave Matthews keeps playing over and over in my head.

 

[AK Michelle]

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Get some Crown Imperial bulbs. You can google where to get them, I can usually find them at a good hardware store that has a wide variety of bulbs for planing. They stink! but you don't smell them once then are in the ground, they make a nice flower an thy moles, gophers and other burrowing rodents can't stand them so they leave. Works really well.

Are these ok to plant around veggie gardens?

Yep, they make the dirt stink but I had them in my flower beds and garden beds.