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[maplesky7]

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you forgot basil and some other herbs

and cilantro and hot peppers for your home made salsa

 

[debilorrah]

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. "Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

 

[Boyd]

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[Iowa Roo Mom]

List of things to do after graduation:

1) Sell the house and settle up with pops. Heartbreaking, yes, but must be done before progressing to step two.

2) Buy a house with no less than 10 acres in a county no less than 50 miles aaway from my parents. This will allow me to be there for my mother when needed, yet also be out from under my father's incessantly LARGE and most oppressive thumb.

 

[Sassymygirl]

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http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee134/boyd3_2007/piggy.gif

that makes my stomach turn every time I see it

 

[debilorrah]

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Yeah the best move I ever made was moving 30 miles from my mother.

 

[Iowa Roo Mom]

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Yeah the best move I ever made was moving 30 miles from my mother.

Three more long, agonizing, and painful years Debit! But God willing, I'll survive them!

 

[debilorrah]

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Yeah the best move I ever made was moving 30 miles from my mother.

Three more long, agonizing, and painful years Debit! But God willing, I'll survive them!

Just be prepared for AFTER the move. Everytime you see him, he will manage to point out where you are going wrong in your life.

 

[AK Michelle]

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How is it new?

WOAH!!! It IS new!!

Wondered if you noticed

 

[saddina]

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One is out!!! WOOT!

I loved hatching days.

I just got the call from the dr's office "good news Mrs Brooks, the xray showed your hip is fine".... "Uhhh I took an MRI, not an xray, the xray was 2 weeks ago, and we know no broken bones" silence.... "uhhh hold please!" I then get put on hold for 20 minutes....