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[saddina]

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Nutty, you must learn how to charm women. If a woman says "where's the coffee?" and you have none, the correct reply is "I was just about to grab my bike/car/space pod, and fetch us some my darling, do you take cream or soy?" Added bonus if you can look debonair while pedaling to starbucks.

But I don't like coffee! And I'm too cheep to go into a starbucks!

You have much to learn young padawan.

And dear lord, never tell a girl you're "too cheap" for something, even if you are

 

[The Poultry Peanut]

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But I don't like coffee! And I'm too cheep to go into a starbucks!

You have much to learn young padawan.

And dear lord, never tell a girl you're "too cheap" for something, even if you are

And why don't you tell them?

 

[saddina]

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You have much to learn young padawan.

And dear lord, never tell a girl you're "too cheap" for something, even if you are

And why don't you tell them?

Because being cheap is the kiss of death when it comes to dating. A guy can be broke, a guy can be poor, but a guy can't be cheap.

(Cheap implies you can affor something, but you're too stingy to, think ebineezer scrouge)

 

[The Poultry Peanut]

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And why don't you tell them?

Because being cheap is the kiss of death when it comes to dating. A guy can be broke, a guy can be poor, but a guy can't be cheap.

(Cheap implies you can affor something, but you're too stingy to, think ebineezer scrouge)

Oooo. ok.

 

[lovesduckies]

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i didn't even have wine last night smarty pants lol. my mom said that's why i have a headache hahaha

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh thats alcohol abuse

hahahahahaa.... sorry i'm late.. i was drinking wine last night

 

[lovesduckies]

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awee that's cute. i need to find someone who doesn't think it's weird that i call my animals my children and now grandchildren, and talk to them lol. my ex used to ask me what i was on when i'd talk to my bunny

Mine's quite the animal enabler... we picked up a new kitten on Monday (Late in Feb our older cat passed from brain cancer, after 9 years).

ohhh i need one of those!!! lol. aweeeee i'm sorry

we have a cat who is 13. she follows my mom and i, we say she likes to be one of the girls, idk what i'm going to do when she goes. she is my sweetest kitty and the only one brave enough to come in my room with my ducks lol. she loves me that much

 

[Boyd]

ok, boyd has the muffler back on the car, picked up a silver fox rabbit to breed with Dexter the woman killer and life is good. Ya'll won't hear from me at all tommorow. Planning on trying to leave the house by 4am but may go as late as 7ish? Anyhoodles, I'll be off and on tonight as I am trying to get into bed early.

 

[saddina]

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So you're pimping for a bunny....

 

[ibpboo]

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Did you pick out your road trip music yet?

 

[MaggieRae]

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You have much to learn young padawan.

And dear lord, never tell a girl you're "too cheap" for something, even if you are

And why don't you tell them?

(Suddenly, y'all hear a loud smack from Maggie hitting her forehead in exasperation.)

Right now, you may not want a girlfriend, but someday you will. Just take the advice.