Fun Puns!

[Bebop]

My favorite author is Piers Anthony and he has all kinds of puns in his books. Just want to start a game listing different puns.

I'll start:

Great Pair of Knees = Great Pyrenees (I know it's pronounced like that, but it works)
>^.^<

 

[missourichickenmama]

Created by cross-breeding some old favorites

Cross a Collie with a Lhasa Apso and you get...
Collapso -- a dog that folds up for easy transport

Cross a Spitz with a Chow-chow and you get ...
Spitz-Chow -- a dog that throws up a lot

Cross a Pointer with a Setter and you get...
Pointsetter -- a traditional Christmas pet

Cross an Irish Setter with a English Springer Spaniel and you get....
Irish Springer -- a dog that's fresh and clean, but made for a woman, too.

Cross a Labrador Retriever with a Curly-coated Retriever and you get...
Lab Coat Retriever -- a verrry handy pet for research scientists

Cross a Terrier with a Bulldog and you get...
Terribull -- a dog to frighten burglars out of their wits

Cross a Bloodhound with a Labrador and you get...
Blabador -- a dog that never stops barking

Cross a Malamute with a Pointer and you get...
Mootpointer -- a dog that doesn't matter

Cross a Deerhound with a Terrier and you get...
Derriere -- a dog that's true to the end

Cross a Dachshund with a Yorkie and you get...
Dorkie -- the perfect dog for geeks & nerds

are these puns?