Funniest Bumper Stickers or Signs Thread!

[turney31]

Sign on front gate of 13,000 acre ranch I used to work at......Howdy, Now Git!

 

[gryeyes]

My RAV4 sports this bumper sticker: My dachshund is smarter than your honor student.

(Of course, that is in addition to the BYC "My pet makes me breakfast" bumper sticker. Which I think is funny in juxtaposition to the dachshund one... )

And I used to have a bumper sticker with my signature comment (about battle of wits) on it, on an older car. Have not been able to find a replacement.

But, without attempting to offend anyone, I almost lost it in traffic when I saw this bumper sticker: "Honk if you ARE Jesus!"

 

[sunnychooks]

Best bumper sticker seen at a dog show:

All Men Are Animals...
However, some make better pets than others.

 

[6chix]

I'll keep my
Guns
Money
and personel libertys
You can keep your "change"

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

On DH and my cars - Our honor students are black belts. On my car - Jesus turned water to wine. Why would he join a tea party?

 

[woodmort]

We have a friend that was a little dittzy--her husband put a bumper sticker on her car: "Beware, this car may stop for no apparent reason!"

 

[TigerLilly]

"Chillin' with my peeps"

"My Marine can pick off your honor student at a click and a half"

"Jesus loves me, my tattoos and my snakes"

 

[Whispering Winds]

Was showing a house in a real "Deliverance" area one time, and the trailer next door to the one I was showing had a big sign on their mailbox post that said, "We don't call 911" and there was a picture of a very big pistol under it!!!

 

[Robo]

I have another on the truck that says the more you honk the more I laugh. Also bought this last night...
http://www.whatonearthcatalog.com/c...m=CF3582&websource=rssfeed&source_code=W02RS1

 

[moetrout]

Quote:
I have this sign on the back door of my garage!

2 I like that are on a house on a lake near a ftiend of mine:

Enter Here
Do Not Enter!

Consumption of alchoholic beverages strictly prohibited!

You kind of have to know the neighborhood over there. They're on a lake and everyone walks around with a drink in their hand.