Funniest Bumper Stickers

[Chirpy]

I love reading Bumper Stickers - I often wonder what people think when I'm alone in the car and laughing hilariously at a bumper sticker I just read.

I thought we could share some of the ones that have made you laugh... I'll start with just a couple (there are so many!):


Visualize whirled peas.

I Can't Be Overdrawn .... I still have checks!

Do not mettle in the affairs of Dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

 

[Stormhorse23]

Here they are
~ my child was inmate of the month at the county jail
~4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions
~I think, therefore Im single

 

[sunnychooks]

How about these?

All men are animals. Some just make better pets.

 

[HobbyChickener]

I saw the best one the other day.


D.A.D.D in 6 inch tall letters underneath it said

Dad's Against Daughters Dating!!!

I NEED one!!!

 

[silkiechicken]

My license frame says "All men are animals, but some make good pets"



Haha, and it's true, the closer someone gets to me the slower I drive...

 

[mdbucks]

Dont forget the- Watch for finger horn is broke

Keep honking I'm Reloading

Gun control is using BOTH hands when I shoot

 

[MarkR]

On the bumper of one of my daughter's english teacher's car:

Metaphors be with you!

I think you have to have been and English major.

 

[mdbucks]

On teachers car at DS school - If you can read this THANK A TEACHER

 

[AK-Bird-brain]

I've got one that says if you can read this thank a teacher, if you can read this in english thank a Marine

I also have
I got a gun for my wife.... good trade huh

 

[Wooden_Pony]

"I just haven't been the same since that house fell on my Sister"

I lived in KS for a few years and a friend got me this one.... or hummm could she be saying I am a witch?

We have one on the back of our toy hauler rv that reads

*WARNING*
Contents in this trailer are
know to be habit forming