Funniest Bumper Stickers

[Varisha]

here is one I have

"
I got my truck,
I got my horse,
I got my dog,
I don't need a cowboy... "


My farrier gave me trouble over this one.. *grin* aparently cowboys like to be wanted/needed.

I also have the saying in my signature below as a bumper sticker.

 

[sunnychooks]

Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my GUN!

 

[Cabe]

How about:

It's not that you pick your nose,
It's where you put the boogers

 

[TxChiknRanchers]

Quote:

 

[Freebie]

OK, I am sure I am dating my self with this one...

Who remembers the old signs that people would put on their window that said "Baby on Board"

I once saw one hanging out of the trunk that said "Mother-n-Law in trunk"

Gave me a good laugh.

 

[SpottedCrow]

Those are all hysterical...I've been looking for ones to put on Xicohtencatl, my new car...
I have one that sums it all up:
"I embarrass my offspring"
Of course I have my BYC stickers on her already...LOL
I also like:
"I just do what my Rice Krispies tell me"
"Raising children is like being pecked to death by a chicken"
"I only wear black until something darker comes along"
"My other car is a broom"
Here's one I thought up:
"Humans, the other OTHER white meat"

 

[Buff Hooligans]

I once saw "Where are we going, and why are we in this handbasket?"

 

[mdbucks]

Quote:
Explain that one PULEASE

 

[jessupfamily]

Here's our household bumper stickers: Some are funny, some are serious.

"Homeschool is where the heart is"
"Think Vaccines are Safe? ThinkTwice.com"
"Who Would Jesus Bomb?"
"Support Your Local Midwife"
"Human Milk For Human Babies"
"Hourly Workers Slow Down!"
"The More Corrupt the State, the More Numerous the Laws"
"Carpe Noctem"
"Put the Fun Between Your Legs" (insert picture of bicycle)
"Always a Problem, Always a Solution" (insert picture of 2 hammers)
"Another World Is Possible"

They definitely give you some insight into our city co-house!
Amy J.

 

[robbobbin]

Xicohtencatl - Male Name
Name Meaning:
Angry bumblebee ...
Origin: Nahuatl