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Can I come platypus hunting, too?
Of course! I'll tell Em to grab an extra net!
Can I come platypus hunting, too?
Of course! I'll tell Em to grab an extra net!
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Can I come platypus hunting, too?
Of course! I'll tell Em to grab an extra net!
I went Snipe Hunting at girl's camp once. They had up put garlic in our armpits and toothpaste on our noses. We smelled BAD the next day.
"Run, Eenie, RUN!!" -BrattishTaz
Can I come platypus hunting, too?
Of course! I'll tell Em to grab an extra net!
I went Snipe Hunting at girl's camp once. They had up put garlic in our armpits and toothpaste on our noses. We smelled BAD the next day.
"Run, Eenie, RUN!!" -BrattishTaz
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Of course! I'll tell Em to grab an extra net!
I went Snipe Hunting at girl's camp once. They had up put garlic in our armpits and toothpaste on our noses. We smelled BAD the next day.
"Run, Eenie, RUN!!" -BrattishTaz
EWW! Why garlic... Even worse... Why TOOTHPASTE!!!
Of course! I'll tell Em to grab an extra net!
I went Snipe Hunting at girl's camp once. They had up put garlic in our armpits and toothpaste on our noses. We smelled BAD the next day.
"Run, Eenie, RUN!!" -BrattishTaz
EWW! Why garlic... Even worse... Why TOOTHPASTE!!!
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I went Snipe Hunting at girl's camp once. They had up put garlic in our armpits and toothpaste on our noses. We smelled BAD the next day.
"Run, Eenie, RUN!!" -BrattishTaz
EWW! Why garlic... Even worse... Why TOOTHPASTE!!!
The toothpaste clogged my pores and gave me a zit. I was unhappy. Plus it was at night and I've never liked the dark.
I went Snipe Hunting at girl's camp once. They had up put garlic in our armpits and toothpaste on our noses. We smelled BAD the next day.
"Run, Eenie, RUN!!" -BrattishTaz
EWW! Why garlic... Even worse... Why TOOTHPASTE!!!
The toothpaste clogged my pores and gave me a zit. I was unhappy. Plus it was at night and I've never liked the dark.
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Buff Hooligans wrote:
Boyd honey, I think there already is alien life here. What else would explain YOU?
Boyd honey, I think there already is alien life here. What else would explain YOU?
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I've spent the noght in the barn with Ewes ready to deliver....but never my chickens...................
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, something to add to my bucket list......
~justtoni44
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, something to add to my bucket list......
~justtoni44
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EWW! Why garlic... Even worse... Why TOOTHPASTE!!!
The toothpaste clogged my pores and gave me a zit. I was unhappy. Plus it was at night and I've never liked the dark.
Ew. I still don't understand their concept.
EWW! Why garlic... Even worse... Why TOOTHPASTE!!!
The toothpaste clogged my pores and gave me a zit. I was unhappy. Plus it was at night and I've never liked the dark.
Ew. I still don't understand their concept.
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ChickenAlgaebra just wrote this on the Office Work thread: "my eyes glaze over and I have no clue. I'm stupid."
Blue_Myst: Subject: Blue_Myst
Date of Trial: to be determined.
Crime: Death of an innocent, well liked thread. Witnesses to be obtained.
chickendiva25: *Judge walks in*
*Clears throat and talks in thick, southern accent* "Your, judgy-ness, I call Blue_myst to the chair." (Or, whatever they say)
Blue_Myst: Blue_Myst screams "Not the chair! Not the chair! I'm too young to die!"
chickendiva25: "Alright missy." *Slams hands down on the table* "Why'd ya do it? This thread wan't doing anythang, it was your buddy, your pal , but you were Jealous! Weren't you? SH got more attention then you, so you went and murdured it!"
*Starts banging hammer on, thing that the hammer is banged on* "Order, order in the court."
Blue_Myst: "I have right to retain counsel! I demand to see my lawyer!"
*Lawyer, wearing suit and bowl-rimmed hat, walks into the room. Lugs his massive briefcase onto the desk*
chickendiva25: "Alright then, where were you on the night SH was murdured?"
*Starts pacing about the court room, hands in pockets*
Blue_Myst: "I was sitting right next to it, writing a letter for its blog. And then, suddenly, it just keeled over!" *blots eyes with white handkerchief* "It was simply horrible!"
chickendiva25: "Uh-huh." *Makes shifty eyes* "Who was the last to post then, kid?"
duckluv: *Door opens*
*Lightning flashes*
*Duck1 enters, soaked with rain*
It was HER! *Points shaking finger at Blue_Myst*
chickendiva25: *Whole room gasps* *Lady faints*
"What so you have to say for yourself missy?"
Blue_Myst: "I--I was the last to see it before it . . ." *breaks into tears*
*Lawyer sits up, takes oath of truth and nothing but the truth, and stands, dusting imaginary pieces of dust from his suit* "Your excellency, might I bring to your attention the fact that SH is not, in fact, dead, but recovering quite well in emergency care. Its vital signs are steady at one post per two minutes. The accused is, thus, innocent."
chickendiva25: "But the thread is still injured, so Miss. Blue_myst, you will have to spend a week doing community service." Judge says sternly.
Blue_Myst: *Lawyer throws down his brief case angrily* "You might as well hang her and be done with it! Community service . . . I suppose you'll have her scrubbing out radioactive storage tanks or, equally dangerous, taking care of broody hens!"
chickendiva25: "Ah yes, broody hens. Thank you for that lovely idea Mister. Lawyer sir." Jusdge says, chuckling darkly. "No no, you shall be picking up garbage on the roadside." Judge bangs hammer. "Court ajurned."
Blue_Myst: "Tell SH I'm sorry!" *Blue Myst is escorted out of court by armed guards wearing Kevlar vests.*
chickendiva25: "I shall!" chickendiva25 shouts from the seating area.
Blue_Myst: *waits for chickendiva to post so that she doesn't mortally injure the thread again*
Date of Trial: to be determined.
Crime: Death of an innocent, well liked thread. Witnesses to be obtained.
chickendiva25: *Judge walks in*
*Clears throat and talks in thick, southern accent* "Your, judgy-ness, I call Blue_myst to the chair." (Or, whatever they say)
Blue_Myst: Blue_Myst screams "Not the chair! Not the chair! I'm too young to die!"
chickendiva25: "Alright missy." *Slams hands down on the table* "Why'd ya do it? This thread wan't doing anythang, it was your buddy, your pal , but you were Jealous! Weren't you? SH got more attention then you, so you went and murdured it!"
*Starts banging hammer on, thing that the hammer is banged on* "Order, order in the court."
Blue_Myst: "I have right to retain counsel! I demand to see my lawyer!"
*Lawyer, wearing suit and bowl-rimmed hat, walks into the room. Lugs his massive briefcase onto the desk*
chickendiva25: "Alright then, where were you on the night SH was murdured?"
*Starts pacing about the court room, hands in pockets*
Blue_Myst: "I was sitting right next to it, writing a letter for its blog. And then, suddenly, it just keeled over!" *blots eyes with white handkerchief* "It was simply horrible!"
chickendiva25: "Uh-huh." *Makes shifty eyes* "Who was the last to post then, kid?"
duckluv: *Door opens*
*Lightning flashes*
*Duck1 enters, soaked with rain*
It was HER! *Points shaking finger at Blue_Myst*
chickendiva25: *Whole room gasps* *Lady faints*
"What so you have to say for yourself missy?"
Blue_Myst: "I--I was the last to see it before it . . ." *breaks into tears*
*Lawyer sits up, takes oath of truth and nothing but the truth, and stands, dusting imaginary pieces of dust from his suit* "Your excellency, might I bring to your attention the fact that SH is not, in fact, dead, but recovering quite well in emergency care. Its vital signs are steady at one post per two minutes. The accused is, thus, innocent."
chickendiva25: "But the thread is still injured, so Miss. Blue_myst, you will have to spend a week doing community service." Judge says sternly.
Blue_Myst: *Lawyer throws down his brief case angrily* "You might as well hang her and be done with it! Community service . . . I suppose you'll have her scrubbing out radioactive storage tanks or, equally dangerous, taking care of broody hens!"
chickendiva25: "Ah yes, broody hens. Thank you for that lovely idea Mister. Lawyer sir." Jusdge says, chuckling darkly. "No no, you shall be picking up garbage on the roadside." Judge bangs hammer. "Court ajurned."
Blue_Myst: "Tell SH I'm sorry!" *Blue Myst is escorted out of court by armed guards wearing Kevlar vests.*
chickendiva25: "I shall!" chickendiva25 shouts from the seating area.
Blue_Myst: *waits for chickendiva to post so that she doesn't mortally injure the thread again*
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