Funniest Chicken-related Greeting Cards

[Ohhhdear]

OK, for starters, here's a bd card I got for my daughter-in-law's sister (who also keeps lots of chickens).

Picture on cover is a photo of a running ISA Brown or RIR hen determinedly crossing the center yellow line of a busy street, cars lined up in a blurred background. Caption inside reads "To get to the cake, of course! Happy Birthday!"

I'd take a photo, but the card is probably copyrighted.

 

[iluvsedward]

cute

 

[duckluv]

 

[magistradomina]

Thanks for sharing!

 

[duckluv]

No one?

 

[Attack Chicken]

I have a bd card that on the front had a Light sussex maybe? with a (thing that you squeeze together and out that makes noise?

) and eggs. When you moved the card the hen squeezes the thing together and the eggs jump.. When you open it up it plays the chicken song

 

[bawk_bawk]

 

[LilBizzy]

My mother sent me a get well card ( well, actually she sent it to the chicken that I did bumblefoot surgery on)
The chicken on the front says " Get Well Soon" and inside it says " No matter what, don't let them convince you soup will help" ( or something like that)

My boss gave me the postcard the dentist sent out to remind it was time for a checkup. There is a "smiling" cartoon chicken on it and it says- Chickens don't have teeth. Don't be a chicken!