Funniest Facebook Statuses You've Ever Read

[vfem]

Sometimes I do a double take on someone's status. Whether it was an incorrect post, or just something silly they had to share... I find myself almost spewing coffee on my keyboard.

So just quote some of the funnest you've read here.

Today's:

"Are 'Traditions' just chores given to us by dead people?"

 

[greenfamilyfarms]

"my anger management class really ticks me off..."

 

[vfem]

I just saw this one, and had to do it!

"1. Go to Google Maps and click on "Get Directions."
2. Enter "New York, NY" as your starting point.
3. Enter "Honolulu, HI" as your destination.
4. Go to the 31st point on your route.
5. When you stop laughing post this as your status so that others can laugh at it too!"

I went and did it, and couldn't stop giggling. Google is funny!

 

[sgtmom52]

PLEEEZ - put this on your status if you know someone (or are related to someone) who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable and, in case you didn't know, they can also breathe fire. 93% of people won't copy and paste this, because they have already been eaten by dragons. 6% of people are sitting in the shower armed with fire extinguishers & the remaining 1% are awesome and will repost this...

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with his experience.​

 

[SparksNV]

vfem
Today 6:42 amI just saw this one, and had to do it!

"1. Go to Google Maps and click on "Get Directions."
2. Enter "New York, NY" as your starting point.
3. Enter "Honolulu, HI" as your destination.
4. Go to the 31st point on your route.
5. When you stop laughing post this as your status so that others can laugh at it too!"

I went and did it, and couldn't stop giggling. Google is funny!

In words of my dd, Taylor, "that's stupid!" as they were giggling!​

 

[Wifezilla]

I posted this one a few weeks ago

"Tomorrow Facebook will change its settings to allow Zombies to come into your house while you sleep and eat your brains with a sharpened spoon. To stop this from happening go to Account> Home Invasion Settings> Cannibalism> Brains and un-check the "Tasty" box. Please copy and repost."

I also just re posted that first one vfem typed. LOL. Hubby loves it too.

 

[sfw2]

I'm stealing all of these . . .

 

[vfem]

Quote:
That one was actually my status this morning. I read it in fine print at the bottom of an email I got this morning from a coupon website, how weird it was even there!

 

[arabianequine]

Quote:

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with his experience.​

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"he and his"

 

[Kassaundra]

Quote:
Me too, I'll have funny posts for a week!!!

Just followed the google maps instructions, that's funny, they forgot the instructions to lift feet when you spot dorsal fins.