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[gmendoza]

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31. Kayak Across Pacific Ocean...for 2,756 mi
32. Continue Straight....0.01 mi
33. Turn left at Kuilima Drive.....while still in Kayak?????

Substitute Honalulu,hi with Sydney Australia, then look at #'s 46 & 107

Kayak to Japan,then to Australia???

 

[gmendoza]

ok. if you plant a trip from Honalulu,Hi to china,at point 60 you have to jet ski across the pacific ocean (east china sea) for 486 miles!!

 

[chickie fam]

Quote:
31. Kayak Across Pacific Ocean...for 2,756 mi
32. Continue Straight....0.01 mi
33. Turn left at Kuilima Drive.....while still in Kayak?????

Substitute Honalulu,hi with Sydney Australia, then look at #'s 46 & 107

Kayak to Japan,then to Australia???

Heres my question, what do you do with your car while you're kayaking across the pacific??

 

[jeannieo]

"I knew I was a nut the day a squirrel looked at me and licked his chops!"

 

[gmendoza]

Quote:
31. Kayak Across Pacific Ocean...for 2,756 mi
32. Continue Straight....0.01 mi
33. Turn left at Kuilima Drive.....while still in Kayak?????

Substitute Honalulu,hi with Sydney Australia, then look at #'s 46 & 107

Kayak to Japan,then to Australia???

Heres my question, what do you do with your car while you're kayaking across the pacific??

Apparantly you stuff it in your kayak.

 

[One Acre Wonder Farm]

http://failbook.failblog.org/

hilarious!!

 

[feather and mountain man]

I have already borrowed a few of these for my fb.

Great stuff

 

[bgelber]

I had to go post the one about the zombie

 

[vfem]

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I have been stuck on this site laughing uncontrollably for about 45 minutes!!!!!!!!!

 

[charmed one]

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And it's only going to take 16 days and 4 hours! Most spent paddling, I suppose.