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[DuckyGurl]

Darn, the google map one didn't work for me! Said it was impossible. Ugh. Anybody got a link?

 

[schellie69]

Here are 2 I posted thought they were funny,.
I have not lost my mind ! I just put it up for safe keeping & can't remember where the hell I put it !?

don't touch my coffee...NEVER touch my coffee!!! I like the coffee! It's good coffee! It's my coffee! DON"T TOUCH MY COFFEE!!!

 

[misschickenlittle]

Quote:
http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&tab=wl

It's now #33...

 

[whiteflare]

Quote:
31. Kayak Across Pacific Ocean...for 2,756 mi
32. Continue Straight....0.01 mi
33. Turn left at Kuilima Drive.....while still in Kayak?????

Substitute Honalulu,hi with Sydney Australia, then look at #'s 46 & 107

Kayak to Japan,then to Australia???

Oh, my goodness me! I saw that! I tried to Google Maps how to get from my house to New York a few years back, and the kayak thing had me on the floor, in stitches.

 

[whiteflare]

Quote:
Sorry.

That just made my day.