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[notabitail]

I like to say that a very appropriate term for me is a chatter bomb because you have to set me off a little if you want me to chatter. Otherwise I'm a little shy.

Where is the string to light you? I need to figure out how to get you to talk. I will have the Fluffy Butt Investigators modify the attack to get you to talk.

 

[the_peanut_coop]

What kind of job?
Oh wait, you are trying to distract me, eh? Empress Josephine,

who is this empress Josephine...?

ell the Fluffy Butt Investigators to prepare extra drones for a attack if this is not worth my time. If it is worth this time use the chicken poop guns to fertilize the plants of @the_peanut_coop. Otherwise use it for the attack.

 

[notabitail]

who is this empress Josephine...?

This is the Highest in the Pecking Order, Ruler of the Coop and Measuring Tales, Exchequer Leghorn above All Chickens, Her Royal Highness Empress Josephine!

 

[the_peanut_coop]

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This is the Highest in the Pecking Order, Ruler of the Coop and Measuring Tales, Exchequer Leghorn above All Chickens, Her Royal Highness Empress Josephine!

She... she is beautiful
Resistance is futile
She is the only way

 

[notabitail]

She... she is beautiful
Resistance is futile
She is the only way

She would say you are correct. However, she is sleeping right now, getting her beauty sleep.
She believes that constant squabbling like people do over here in the US is not suitable for her empire. She believes peace and harmony is the way for it to go. She shares with them. However, her subjects do not always want peace. They stare protests, demanding mealworms. They pull the earlobes of those beneath them. They pull each other's butt feathers. All of this saddens the Empress and the Big Rooster inside. But she firmly believes that her subjects will be calm and peaceful one day, and that autocorrect will stop messing up.

 

[Blue Raptor]

Quick in mind but not in body. You can thank midnight meals, sitting and reading, doing boring schoolwork, and watching chickens for making me slow.
At least I did not go for one of your moles if you have any.

For a moment there, I thought you said the Quick is in the mind, but not the booty.
Hm, intristin.

 

[notabitail]

For a moment there, I thought you said the Quick is in the mind, but not the booty.
Hm, intristin.

I am quick in landing on my booty, especially when there is a chair and when I'm tired.

 

[LhickenChicken]

I am quick in landing on my booty, especially when there is a chair and when I'm tired.

So am I

 

[notabitail]

So am I

There was a time I landed in mud...

 

[notabitail]

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