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Say what?I wasn't gonna say it
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“I went to a German farm.
I didn't say anything.
You already said it
“I went to a German farm.
The farmer, not knowing I wanted to buy his donkey, started hitting me with a shovel to drive me away.
I started shouting ‘wait! I’m here to buy your donkey!’.
The farmer, looking confused hit me harder. ‘Danke?’ he said. ‘Yes!’ I cried out.
Shrugging, the farmer hit me harder.”
Idk if anyone will get this one- I made it up on the spot.![]()
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Yeah. That's why I'd never do anything illegal in france.“I hate French dungeons.
Every time I cry ‘mercy!’
they think I’m saying ‘thank you’.”
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