Funniest story in a long time

[chickendiva25]

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[Whispering Winds]

OK, I can't stand it. I heard a hilarious little joke yesterday and have to share.

Little boy was walking down the road with a big turkey under his arm.

Game warden drove by, took a look and then another look and thought "hmmmmmmm" so turned around and went back to talk to the little boy. He said "where did you get that turkey?" and the little boy looked shocked and said, "what turkey?" and the GW said, "look son, I am not going to joke around with you like this, I want to know where you got that turkey under your arm?" and the little boy looked at the turkey and said, OHHH my gosh, I don't know . . . guess he just flew up and landed right under my arm!" bythis time, the GW was getting pretty huffy, and he said, "Son, I am giving you one more chance. Whatever you had planned to do to that turkey, I am going to do to you. If you were going to break its leg, I am going to break your leg. If you were going to break its wing, I am going to break your arm. NOW, sonny, you straighten up and tell me right now what were you going to do with that turkey?"

The little boy stood there for a few seconds, and then said, "well, I guess I am going to kiss its kadoodle and let it go!"

 

[Minniechickmama]

I likey!