Funny and thought provoking Rooster joke.

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by LoneCowboy, Aug 8, 2008.

  1. LoneCowboy

    LoneCowboy Chillin' With My Peeps

    Aug 26, 2007
    Longmont, CO
    My sister sent this to me, thought I'd share. [​IMG]

    John was in the fertilized egg business.
    He had several hundred young layers
    (hens), called 'pullets,'
    and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

    He kept records,
    and any rooster not performing
    went into the soup pot
    and was replaced.
    This took a lot of time,
    so he bought some tiny bells
    and attached them to his roosters.

    Each bell had a different tone,
    so he could tell from a distance,
    which rooster was performing.

    Now, he could sit on the porch
    And fill out an efficiency report
    by just listening to the bells.

    John's favorite rooster, old Butch,
    was a very fine specimen,
    but this morning he noticed
    old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!

    When he went to investigate,
    he saw the other roosters were busy
    chasing pullets,
    bells-a-ringing, but the pullets,
    hearing the roosters coming,
    could run for cover.

    To John's amazement,
    old Butch had his bell in his beak,
    so it couldn't ring.
    He'd sneak up on a pullet,
    do his job and walk on to the next one.

    John was so proud of old Butch,
    he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair
    and he became an overnight sensation
    among the judges.

    The result was the judges
    not only awarded old Butch the No
    Bell Piece Prize
    but they also awarded him the
    Pulletsurprise as well.

    Clearly old Butch was a politician in
    the making.

    Who else but a politician could figure out
    how to win two of the most highly
    coveted awards on our planet by being
    the best
    at sneaking up on the populace
    and screwing them
    when they weren't paying attention.

    Vote carefully this year,
    the bells are not always audible.
     
  2. Year of the Rooster

    Year of the Rooster Sebright Savvy

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  3. Bawkadoodledoo

    Bawkadoodledoo Chillin' With My Peeps

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  4. dangerouschicken

    dangerouschicken Will Barter For Coffee

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    [​IMG] Good silly joke!
     
  5. The Chicken Lady

    The Chicken Lady Moderator Staff Member

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  6. Wolf-Kim

    Wolf-Kim Chillin' With My Peeps

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    That was pretty neat.

    -Kim
     
  7. Mahonri

    Mahonri Urban Desert Chicken Enthusiast Premium Member

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    He named him Butch?

    Did he invent the Internet?

    Shucks, Butch was just his nickname, his real name was Algore !!
     
  8. Sunny Chook Farm

    Sunny Chook Farm Chillin' With My Peeps

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  10. buck-wild-chick

    buck-wild-chick Chillin' With My Peeps

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