FUNNY BUMPER STICKERS

[Davaroo]

Bumper Stickers 101


"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

He who laughs last... thinks slowest!

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

 

[spydertoys]

This one is old but has always stuck in my head.

I may be fat, but you're ugly..and I can diet.

 

[Davaroo]

Quote:
Speaking of fat...

"Your momma's sooo fat - that when she goes to the beach, the tide comes in.

 

[Liza]

Best bumper sticker of all times:

Keep Honking I'm reloading

 

[chickencoop31320]

I have two small sickers on my back glass:

Edited for content... ~Lisa~

Just below that one:

#2. If god didn't want people to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat.

 

[Davaroo]

Quote:
Good grief, I just choked on my lunch! FUNNY

 

[Chicken Fruit]

From the BYC Rules:

2. No PETA or Cock fighting posts, period!​

 

[texasgal]

Quote:

uh huh ..

 

[cyanne]

Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap

 

[digginchicks]

Haha this is awesome!!! I just started laughing in the middle of class