FUNNY BUMPER STICKERS

[rancher hicks]

Allow me.


If you don't like the way I drive get off the sidewalk.


Stupid people make my brain hurt.



If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose!



If ugly were a crime, you'd be in jail!



If you find the perfect church, it won't be after you get there!



Don't annoy the crazy person. ( this I have on a t-shirt)


I'd also like to get the one that says,
" If Idiots Grew on Trees this place would be an orchard."
and
"What am I fly paper for morons?"

 

[Deedee]

One of my favs is,

"I don't skinny dip, i chunky dunk"

 

[chickie_mama]

They were giving these out at a Ted Nugent book signing:

I Love animals....... They're Delicious

 

[Davaroo]

Vegetables arent food - they're what food EATS.

 

[wegotchickens]

DH's favorite:

I love cats
I just can't eat a whole one!

 

[beak]

In case of rapture can I have your car?

 

[SpringChickens]

Quote:
I had that one for a long time. Had a cop behind me in a drive through once who complimented me on it!

 

[chickaddict]

my german shepard is smarter than your honor roll student


also


My kid beat up your honor roll student. - I found this hysterical because the person driving the vehical was driving around with the gas cover open with the cap missing.

 

[hypnofrogstevie]

I got this one on my car "no fat chicks, car will scrape.

 

[chickaddict]

Removed. Please keep it clean.