FUNNY BUMPER STICKERS

[Davaroo]

Here are some more:

- Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.

- The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

- Back Up My Hard Drive? How do I Put it in Reverse?


And my personal motto....

- "Been there, done that ...can't remember most of it."

 

[nwgirl]

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That's scary. I wonder how many votes she actually received.

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Maybe the Hokey-Pokey is what it's all about.

I don't mind the voices in my head, it's the ones in yours that bug me.

I tried to contain myself but...I ESCAPED!

Some days it just isn't worth chewing through the straps.

I talk to squirrels
chikoo chikoo chikoo

Boo! If I was a turd I'd jump out and scare people.

Spank me (on my rear tailgate)

You say I'm a beatch like it's a bad thing.

 

[Davaroo]

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That's scary. I wonder how many votes she actually received.

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Maybe the Hokey-Pokey is what it's all about.

Well I know of one vote Ms. Hilton got, fer sure

AS for the Hokey Pokey...

You heard Larry DeLisle, the writer of 'The Hokey Pokey' recently passed? His death caused no end of problems for the family, it seems. Yeah, the mortician put Larry's left leg in the coffin, and he put it out. They put his right leg in - and he put that one out, too.

This went on for days, as I hear tell..........

 

[Sunny the Hippie Chick]

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That saying is off of the movie.
"Night at the Museum"

 

[Judy]

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I find your posts some of the most entertaining (and educational) on here, but this one took the cake....

 

[Chirpy]

Some of my favorites:

"I can't be overdrawn.... I still have checks!"

Visualize whirled peas.

So many cats.... so few recipes. (I love cats - don't get mad it me... it's funny!)

Don't mess in the affair of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!

 

[wegotchickens]

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I have the dragon quote on a t-shirt.
DH wants the cat one on a t-shirt

(And he loves cats, too. Right now he's stressed out because the cat is sleeping on his legs and he doesn't want to disturb her but his legs hurt LOL)

 

[ams3651]

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I saw this in a parking lot yesterday, if it wasnt so full I would have walked up and wrote, yes we can, in the dirt.

 

[New adventure]

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I find your posts some of the most entertaining (and educational) on here, but this one took the cake....

I second that - as soon as I get back up off the floor!!

 

[nwgirl]

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That's funny in a sick and demented way. I like it!