FUNNY BUMPER STICKERS

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"Eschew Obfuscation"
This one took me a moment to get, but then I thought it was pretty good.

"If you can read this, you are too close"
That freaked me out when I was tiny and saw it on the back of a truck in a parking lot. Didn't realize they meant while driving
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Anyone else ever drive a bit too close to someone just to read a bumper sticker with tiny writing? Not that I've ever done that.
 
Hubby and I were at a fast food joint the other day. There was a pick-up setting there with a HUGE sticker on the tailgate that said,..
"WORK HARDER,millions on welfare are depending on you!"
We got a good chuckle.
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I may be slow...but I don't get it. Please explain.

It means basically to not make things unclear, which is exactly what it was doing by using such random uncommon words. I had to look up 'eschew' to make sure of what it meant. Yes, I thought about a bumper sticker for that long
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Saw this a few years back:

Bilbo failed: Bush has the ring.


Another, and mind you this is someone who displays her ignorance and failure to comply with safety and social norms when picking up her kids the wrong way on the street, etc. daily...

If my smoking bothers you, don't breath

**It actually says 'breath' not 'breathe' if you can believe it...**

I love this one:

United we recline


And this one, mind you, I'm in Kansas:

What's next? Gravity? Two opposable thumbs up!!
 

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