Ended Funny Chicken Name Contest - Win 60 lbs of Grubbly Layer Feed From GrubblyFarms

[bluemtnwmn]

Deuce, she had terrible pasty butt as a chick and also had to be marked with a 'dot' on her back so I could tell her apart from a similar looking chick. They both had dots on their heads, so that gave Deuce 2 dots. We named the other chick Mystique because I kept mixing her up with other chicks.
We also have:
Alfredo (roo) BBQ (roo) Biscuit, Brienne (of Tarth she's the biggest hen almost as large as our largest roo), Angel (only solid white chick in the bunch and the earliest flyer) Harriette and Louise (my child named them after Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson from One Direction lol), and Frosty (her wings have a black pattern that looks like frost on glass).

 

[Amira_Bird]

I have:
Miss Bitey - Speckled Sussex
Crazy Legs - Blue Leghorn
Barbara - Light Brahma
Foggy Leghorn - Blue Leghorn
Miss Snugs - Delaware
Zebra - Barred Rock
Raspberry - Delaware

Raspberry, Zebra and Miss Snugs hanging out with Quail.

 

[PenguPen]

I have a roo named fluffer nutter

 

[Kesten]

We have Winnie and Wilma, River, Goldie, Bucky and Duck, Martha, Ozzie and Betty, junior and deputy dangle, madam fluffers and bear, The Night Hawk, And Wall-E

 

[Brightside1]

Aw I wish I had hens. If I did I would name one Miss Lady

 

[Macrasoo]

Mother clucker
Mary Poppins
Princess-laya
Goose
Mrs Plummer
Ready-dinner
Chicken

 

[floppysquirrel04]

Salmon Ella

 

[FeatherstoneFrm]

My funniest name so far is Kevin the Snipe, from the movie "Up". My least likely breed to be broody and the only one that ever has.
She only hatched 1 here so same day I bought 6 day olds and gave them to her in the middle of the day. She counted each one and shoved them under her.

 

[TxChickieFan]

ToF (short for Tempter-of-Fate, pronounced Toff) because she continuously perched on the edge of the chicks' tub and went nose-to-nose with my dog Merlin

Carmen Sandiego because we frequently have to find where she's hiding her nests

My chickies tend to earn their names, lol.

Here are ToF and Merlin. They were in a staring contest until I brought the phone over, which disturbed ToF a bit.

 

[-Dakota]

I have an all black cochin named cookie and had a mottled cochin named cream.

Cookies and cream, get it? Like the ice cream?

Sadly we lost cream last year to an unknown predator, but cookie is still kickin'!