Funny chicken names

[chickendiva25]

We named our Brown leghorn rooster after Adam lambert because it looks like he has guyliner on all the time

Not that there's anything wrong with guyliner, I find it somewhat attractive

 

[little blue]

my funniest names are
blackberry
chese
quackers

 

[drdoolittle]

Some of my birds funny names are: King Strut
Nephertiti
The Gestapo
Einstein
Don King
Confetti
Frodo
Quagmire
Bonnie Blue

Zinnia-Hen wrote: All of my chickens have weird names...Gouda, Jujube, Minnie, Napoleon, Paprika, Sassy, Poppy, Zinnia...

I have a lavender silkie named Jujube!

 

[clickncluck]

Click
Clack
Cluck

But Click died at 13 weeks and so the naming scheme suffers

 

[horsecrazychicklovingkid]

Sneakpot - mottled ancona
EB(eager beaver) - wheaten ameraucana roo
MF(mellow fellow) - BBR auraucana roo - dead(dumplings)

Mrs. fancy pants - light brahma bantam hen
my favorite one - black cochin roo
mexico - white faced black spanish
Spain - white faced black spanish
Puffball - white silkie bantam
JT(jumper's twin) - wheaten ameraucana roo
Sky - strangly colored ameraucana roo
zero - BBR tuftless arucana roo
number one - single tufted araucana hen
DT(double tuft) - double tufted BBR araucana roo

 

[popoton]

Thing ONe and Thing two they look alike.

 

[Erebus]

"We did not know what to do, so we had to shake hands with Thing One and Thing Two..."

 

[cottagechick]

Quote:
That's funny, I have two Aracaunas that I was thinking about naming Frick and Frack....lol

 

[DancingHen]

I have a silver laced polish that was always kicking the other chicks in the brooder with her feet....so we named her Kung Fu, and then I named her sister (who looks identical) Kung Pao. I also have 3 yound welsummers I cannot tell apart, so they are collectively known as "The Wacky Wellies." My two Buff Orpington hens are names Big Bertha and Large Marge.

 

[Shannonmeans]

Large Marge cracks me up!