Funny Expresions?

[Mahonri]

Smart as a box of rocks.

 

[Mahonri]

Umm. doggies, that woman has more curves than a burlap sack full o' bobcats.

 

[Chicken Rustler]

When something goes wrong or I get hurt it's "DANG IT JIM"!!!! But I don't even know who Jim is.

Ain't the sharpest spoon in the drawer.

And my favorite. Ya won't wear yer brain out by usin it.

 

[mamagardener]

How about, " Oh for the love of Mike" or "for Pete 's sake" , even though I don't know who Mike or Pete are. I also say go away your bothering me- in a Foghorn Leghorn voice.

My husband gets mad when he says something to me, and I reply " and your point is?"

 

[Camelot Farms]

In an effort to avoid certain 4 letter words...

Sugar plum fairies...used when the sh word is about to fall out of my mouth

God Bless America...in leiu of taking the Lords name in vain

Lord Love a Duck...I have no idea where this came from...

 

[ChuckenGirl]

Fudge Shookers

Fluff

Pludge.

 

[ChixDigMe]

Quote:
I'm guessing Jim is Cap't James T. Kirk from Star Trek. Whenever he would ask Scotty for something outrageous, he would get the reply "D@mn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a ... [insert applicable occupation]"!!

A couple of standards in my repertoire:

I'm busier than a one-legged midget in a butt-kicking contest.

Hotter than the sweatband in a fireman's helmet

Many quotes from Airplane!, Holy Grail, Animal House Etc - and many others that are inappropriate for this forum

 

[English Chick]

I someone really does not understabd what I am getting at and despite numerous attempts...... they become "a lettuce leaf short of a salad" ...............

 

[TaLani]

To cuss w/o actually saying a bad word in front of the kids or when I'm at work I'll say "sugar" or "fudge". Instead of saying wow, I'll say "Holy Crow" or "Good Golly".

I like yours EC, that's pretty funny!

 

[Chicks_N_Horses]

LOL We have lots of 'sayings' here....lol

Bless your heart is a big one

When someone is talking crazy you say "Have you lost your gourds!!??"

"What's your deal, pickle?"

If you say guess what to my DH, he will always reply with "chicken snot!"

When something is really pretty I say "That is very much beautimous"

We say this too "Good Lord willing and the creeks don't rise"

And "Hotter than a 2 dollar pistol" is used alot here LOL - that came out of a George Jones song -

And "You'd be better off trying to rope the wind" is a big one of mine....