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The very first report that USA Today gave on the earth quake was that the Capitol was being evacuated. Apparently the earth's crust has collapsed under the weight of all the bull poop in Washington and sent tremors all along the East Coast."
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...I was in in the public restroom - I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall: "Hi, how are you?".....Me: embarrassed, "Doin' fine!"Stall: "So what are you up to?"....Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here."Stall: "Can I come over?" .... Me: (attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now!!"Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!
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...I was in in the public restroom - I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall: "Hi, how are you?".....Me: embarrassed, "Doin' fine!"Stall: "So what are you up to?"....Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here."Stall: "Can I come over?" .... Me: (attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now!!"Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!
