Funny fart stories: you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll gag!!

[JennsPeeps]

I have an automatic now.

You just get used to driving a stick around here & don't know any different.

 

[eaganchickens]

 

[hennypenny9]

Gah, okay my one and only story. For the record, I have never been a "gassy" person. No irritable bowels. Stomach like iron.

About ten years ago, when I was little, we were offroading. Nothing challenging, just old logging trails. Anyway, I felt the you know, need to GO. So I asked to be driven back to camp. The driver could hear the panic in my voice and looked for a turn around spot. A few minutes later I can tell I won't make it back... So as we pull over I jump out. As we were looking for the tp I totally lost it. And I mean LOST it. It was less than five minutes from the first "oh, I think I gotta go" to "well there goes new undies."

What a joy the drive back was. My pants were not salvageable. Had to leave them behind. Nothing to clean up with, so the windows were down and no one made eye contact because their head was out the window. Had to sit on a pile of newspapers. I was so embarrassed (must have been 12 years old) so that night around the camp fire all the guys told their most embarrassing poo jokes. I will always remember grown men telling, without any shame at all, the various "didn't make it to the toilet" incidents. They seemed almost proud of them. *sigh* Men.

To this day, the SECOND I feel the urge, I high tail it to the bathroom. Because you never know...

 

[77horses]

this isn't a fart story, but when I was at school during class, my stomach began rumbling LOUDLY! I guess I hadn't had a large enough breakfast And, of course, it was during SILENT reading!

As it began rumbling, I tried to hold it in. The rumbling stopped, but then right when I forgot all about it, "EEERRRRRRRR!!!!!" "EAARRRERR!!!!"

It was SO loud! My friend sitting next to me began giggling and i couldn't help giggling out loud either!

Some students around us looked over and i felt so embarrassed!

The teacher started giving me glances when I kept giggling, so after a while I had to stop even though we stomach kept growling.

This thread is hilarious!

 

[Ec_Prokta]

I was playing a fighting game with Mom and my brother Brendan. I was a charicter called Lucas, who Mom calls fart boy because his recovery move involves hitting him with PK Thunder so the final animation looks like he's farting.

Anyway, I was playing as Lucas, and I used his recovery to get back on the stage, next thing I knew, in real life, I farted. It was LOUD! And Mom was dying of laughing! Ugh. I almost always make sure to beat her up in the game now.

 

[chickenbuddy]

SSBB?! I LOVE THAT GAME!

 

[Ec_Prokta]

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That's the one!

 

[maplesky7]

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You've got an automatic fart machine?

 

[TheOLDNewChick]

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You've got an automatic fart machine?

 

[cherokeechick33]

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forwaard it to me lol