This was in yesterday's paper: So, Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid walk into a Dept. of Defense briefing. The president is informed that two Brazilian soldiers have been killed in Afghanistan. To everyone's surprise, the three of them collapse on the conference table, heads in hands, visibly shaken. Finally, Obama composes himself and asks: "Just how many is a brazilian?".....I laughed till I cried, then butchered the joke when I tried to retell it.