funny joke

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by wyliefarms, Nov 20, 2008.

  1. wyliefarms

    wyliefarms Chillin' With My Peeps

    Aug 19, 2008
    Fowlerville,MI
    I just got this via email and thought I would share it with you. It made me chuckle.


    I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
    >
    > A half-gallon of 2% milk,
    > A carton of eggs,
    > A quart of orange juice,
    > A head of romaine lettuce,
    > A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
    > A 1 lb. package of bacon.
    >
    > As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
    > standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the
    > cashier.
    >
    > While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly
    > stated,
    > 'You must be single.'
    >
    > I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the
    > derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six
    > items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my
    > selections
    > that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
    >
    > Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: Well, you know what, you're
    > absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?
    >
    > The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.'
     
  2. Mojo Chick'n

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    I sent that to my step dad - that's his type of joke.

    thanks for sharing -
    meri
     
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  6. bheila

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